Anonymous

Anonymous

Who is this fellow named Anonymous

Who writes these poems so hilarious

Poems of all sorts and kinds

That talk of love and speak in rhymes

Is it a first name or a last

Is it boy or girl

Does his mother call her Any

Or does she prefer to call him Nony

I wish he would come out from shyness

And stop his forever slyness

And see all the royalties he has ensued

I would pat him on the back

And maybe give his face a slap

For keeping us in the dark this way

Please tell me when and how

This person 

or maybe cow

Could and will

Forever be

Anonymous