Sunday, July 10, 2016

Our School Menu for 2016/2017

The minute I knew I was going to homeschool my kids (I think I was about two-years-old at the time), I knew I wanted to do literature-based learning and have stacks and stacks of living books everywhere and hours and hours of cuddling on the couch with all the books that my parents read aloud to me.  I bought full multi-subject boxes of Sonlight and had three years straight of marvelous reading.  I discovered Classical Conversations somewhere at the end of those three years and I was hooked on the whole concept of classical education and the tremendous fruit the trivium-based learning brought but it just never seemed that God opened the door for us to be a part of a CC co-op.  I honestly was very bitter about it for about two years.  Then God just gave me a peace that my children were not going to end up hobos just because they weren't enrolled in a CC and that His closing of that door meant that He had something better for our family.  It was a big deal for me to let that one go.  All my friends were in a CC and I only have cool friends and I, myself, am very cool.  So, here is where you find me today.  I am a combined teacher of the Charlotte Mason style of literature-based learning and a trivium, memory work supporter of classical education.  I call it... 

CLASSIC CHARLOTTE

and she looks kind of like this


By the way, that's how my face and hair look before coffee.

Now to answer my most frequently asked question-what curriculum do I use to achieve this CLASSIC CHARLOTTE education?  Here's my line up for this coming year.  We keep to the history cycle that CC is on because it gives us an outline to follow along with the memory work app that we do on our iPad.  We've always enjoyed the Foundations memory work and we fall back to it every year.  This year we are in the Middle Ages which is way more fun than Ancient history though I do enjoy Greek mythology and Roman history...okay so I like ancient history too.  I've never met a history I didn't like.

This is the math the three older ones will be doing.


I like Teaching Textbooks for my kids because it is very to the point and doesn't take all day.  I find they retain and understand better by doing the work with paper and pencil rather than the computer software.  I have one 8 year-old math wiz, one super slow/distracted math wiz that usually makes the least mistakes, and one disliker of math that would rather go write a novel but does pretty well at math wiz.  This program works for all three of them because it's done quickly and painlessly. Keep in mind that TT is generally a year behind most other curicculum and the first half of each book is usually review.  That's why I can skip my kids ahead a couple of years.  My second grader will be in the 4th grade book because he is incredibly observative of his older siblings and TT is very easy to follow.  

Our History will include hundreds and millions of great works of fiction and non fiction.  We have an audiobook on in the car every single time we are in the car.  We make up errands just so we can listen to our books.  "Um, yeah, I think we need some milk but let's get it three towns over from us." This audiobook is the main history source.


We'll also have a co-op class to back up and fill out our brains with this amazing time period. 

My kids love coloring while I read aloud to them and I always get a couple of Dover coloring books to go along with whatever history cycle we're on.  I make copies so they can color all year long.  Here's the one I'm most excited about it. 




And here is where history really sticks in their brains-when they rewrite it!  I love IEW so much I could marry it.  The history-based books make these great historical events become so much more memorable when they spend a week on their own history essay.  Behold, the glory. 



My daughter LOVES to write.  My sons tolerate it.  Anna writes novels in her spare time, armed with her IEW student handbook.  My heart could burst!  My ten-year-old can write some pretty entertaining works of fiction but it takes him about an hour per page because hand writing is an art form to him.  My 8-year-old would rather get just the essential paragraph done in twenty minutes so he can go play with the 7-year-old.  IEW has been such a blessing to both sides because they give you such a perfect structure to write with that doesn't stress anyone out.  Even I have learned to become a better writer! Hey, I didn't say a better grammarian.  Calm down.  I am still exploring grammar options  for this year.  I think I found a very cheap online program that has what I'm looking for.  I'll update you later.  I'm not too keen on adding another workbook full of writing or the kids and I will take ten hours to do school every day and IEW and SWR cover grammar but not deep enough for me. I need to find a way to cover the grammar rules and typing class that integrates into our IEW essays.  I also want them to learn how to diagram sentences but I keep moving it to the back burner.  This is the year, I tell you!

I usually hand science over to a co-op class but this year I have decided to do fewer co-op classes because our new co-op is much more expensive.  I love how Apologia books read like a story and integrate God's glory throughout its pages.  We'll be studying physics this year and will try very hard at mastering the CC memory work for cycle 2.  The kids mostly know it all but we need a refresher.  Here she be.


And now for what I am the most excited about and, of course, it also comes from IEW.  Just look at it!



It's so beautiful!  We will take the next couple of years learning those by heart.  I could pass out right now.  Poems and speeches from the world's greatest thinkers and writers?  I could just die.  Never underestimate the power of a brain that is conditioned to memorize.  The main component of classical education is that we learn by imitating the masters of thought and reasoning.  It is very biblical if you think about it.  We were created to imitate Christ and we were made in His image.  It is a good, good thing to teach our kids how to think and communicate by looking to His Word and the great thinkers that He created in His image.  I'm going to kiss this curriculum when it arrives on my doorstep.  I may also high five the UPS person.

Of course, we will continue with our Spell to Write and Read program.  I can't live without it.  It is my saving grace.  


We will also continue with our Visual Latin.  The kids have a co-op class using this curriculum and I am so excited to have some accountability.  I'm a bit of a Latin slacker.  I don't carpe the diem as much as I know Julius Cesar would want me to.


Our Bible time mostly consists of reading separately or together and discussing the passage.  I am going to plan out a memory verse outline for them this year that is centered around the gospel and why we study the Bible.  I write verse-by-verse devotionals for them because there is no such thing in all the land for me to purchase and I am usually disappointed with "cartoon fluff" Bible curriculum for kids.  I am editing away so that I can share them with you all.  Please let me know if you are interested and here is my face for you to behold. 


That right there is a face you can trust along with a couple of other faces that may give you pause.

I am so excited for this next year. It will be a very different one.  I'm not directing an entire co-op, teaching four co-op classes, and teaching ballet twice a week.  This is why I'm a bit stir crazy and I'm praying hard about leading a Fine Arts centered homeschool co-op.  It would be so cool to have theater, dance, music, and art for almost free and all on one day.  And you know me...all the world is my stage and life is better as a musical.  We'll see what doors open or close.  I don't want a repeat of bitter Rachel who didn't get what she wanted so come to my pity party.

So excited to be with my kids while their minds fill with knowledge or when "they can't remember what I just read" and when they discover a love of some subject in some heart-wrenching living book.  

I AM FREAKING OUT-EXCITED.  




Friday, June 17, 2016

Are You A Penguin Mom? Cuz That's Gross.


If I bumped into you at Starbucks or Winco and you got down on your mom jeans-clad knee and begged me to tell you all my advice on education but then I realized I only had time to tell you one thing because I just realized I had to catch a train, then I guess I could sum it all up with this...
Which of these two definitions define how you are teaching your kids to learn...

Definition of regurgitation

  1. :  an act of regurgitating: asa  :  the casting up of incompletely digested food (as by some birds in feeding their young)b  :  the backward flow of blood through a defective heart valve 

Definition of regeneration

  1. 1:  an act or the process of regenerating :  the state of being regenerated
  2. 2:  spiritual renewal or revival
  3. 3:  renewal or restoration of a body, bodily part, or biological system (as a forest) after injury or as a normal process
  4. 4:  utilization by special devices of heat or other products that would ordinarily be lost

Okay. Gotta go.

Thursday, June 16, 2016

WARNING: CONTAINS EXTREMLY GRAPHIC LANGUAGE

Benny turned 7 last Monday.  Isn't he cute? 


 He endures being the youngest with dignity, poise and valor, which makes what happens next so earthshaking.  Our move to this neighborhood has been perfect for the kids in every way except for one small thing...the filthy language out there is like a wild west saloon.  It's like every one's being raised by salty sailors.  It's like maybe kids are repeating what their parents might say when they stub their toes.

Anyway, we were just now seated around the family diner table, demolishing our steak bites, fried eggs, roasted broccoli, and rice without anyone saying a word.  I mean we were barely stopping to breathe it was so good... 



...when all of a sudden, Benny says 



DAMN RIGHT, I'M HAVING SOME MORE.

Richard. Don't. Look. At. Me.  Must. Keep.  Straight. Face. 

Ben, let's not say that again.

Stare. At. Plate. Until. Composed.


Wednesday, June 8, 2016

Eleven Is Like...

If Mr. and Mrs. Rees have 11 children and not one of them has decided to throw out all of their crap before moving out to pursue adulthood and each individual child kept mementos from each year of their life and on average moved out when they were 23 then how many layers of crap is Rachel going to have to go through to find the back of the storage shed?

253 Layers

That’s 253 layers of ballet costumes, batting averages, Nursing school homework, badly written poetry, action figures, favorite dolls, original knock-knock jokes, and lots and lots of black widows that have been the only hands and eyes that have seen all thus crap for years. 

 If I’m going to be elbow-deep in these 253 layers then I get to write about it.  Yes, I am aware that the badly written poetry was from me but I’m still the oldest girl and in charge of everybody and everything.

Each child has three main layers that accumulate all items: childhood, high school, and college, all of which took place while living with our parents.  These layers were layered into cupboards, sheds, closets, and garages as the child continued through life until a human being was insane enough to marry into this hot mess and then the Rees child was gone…leaving the layers behind.  Whatever Rees child was left to take over that recently married sibling’s space was then free to move all of those layers to a different closet, shed, cupboard so that the unmarried sibling could continue layering his/her layers until another insane person came along to whisk him/her away.  I think the system worked great up until about the 200th layer.  It was then that we could have opened the Massive Museum of Art and Artifacts of Three Decades of Reesdom and made plenty off of the ticket sales. 

It’s all under control now.  The big sister is here to rescue the remaining Rees babies from being crushed by the impending landslide of 253 layers of “really important memories that I just can’t throw away.”

I’m like a ghost-buster but only for Reeses. A Rees-buster.

The question is, who cares about my stories? 

Don’t you know anything?


A storyteller never cares if you want to hear the story.  A storyteller just tells stories to whoever dares make eye contact.  We think, “They’ve made eye contact.  They want a story.”  It’s the same instinct that the people who sell stuff at mall kiosks have.  I know you know what I’m talking about.  I got my storytelling from my Grandpa Rees.  You can’t escape until Grandpa and I said The End. 

So, you want to hear some stories?  Like you have a choice.

Friday, June 3, 2016

Our One Step Process of Choosing a Church

Lots of people have asked me this, knowing that I went to one church for almost twenty years and then had to move twice and find a home in another church.  I have been ruminating on this post for about three years now.  How do I make it profound, poetic, and powerful?

Oh my gracious...

Why do we overcomplicate what God has made so simple?  This is going to be none of those things because, quite frankly, the older I get, the simpler God's plan becomes to me.

Finding out God's will when I was 18...ten steps at the minimum.
Finding out God's will when I was 30...one step: just be faithful.
Figuring out marriage when I was 22...ten steps at the minimum.
Figuring out marriage when I was 32...love like Jesus.
Figuring out what church to go to when you overcomplicate life...20 steps, visiting 20 different places, trying 20 different times.  Worship too loud, worship too stuck up, pastor too trendy, pastor too legalistic, people not friendly, people too nosey.
Figuring out what church to go to when you keep it simple...hopefully just a couple of tries and then you stay there.

We have one must-have and it's this:



Look at all that GLORY.

Do they open the Bible and teach directly from the Word? Do they do this verse-by-verse and line-upon-line?  If they don't, it is so easy to pass over the uncomfortable passages, context, background and leave out the entirety of God's Word.  Psalm 119:160 says that "The entirety of Your Word is truth, and every one of your righteous judgements endures forever."  This is a nonnegotiable for my husband and I. After that, who even cares!  If a pastor is teaching the sheep the entirety of the Word of God then the entirety of the sheep will be serving and loving the body of Christ.  

Richard and I have both been on the worship team and love, love, love music. I told him what I was hoping for in church worship when we were moving to Washington a couple of months ago.  He reminded me yet again that that would be great to be able to belt out Phil Whickam songs in just the perfect key for my now alto voice but it's all about the Word and if it is being preached and growing in the hearts of the sheep.  

Ask God to give you a content heart.  Choose a church where you are being taught the entirety of the perfect, infallible Word of God and don't be so picky about all the other stuff.  You can worship God whether there is an organ pounding out "How Great Thou Art" or one guitar dude singing "Open the Eyes of My Heart" really off key.  (You can certainly pray that someone will step up to lead worship that can sing on key if you're a person that can tell the difference :) You can come with a heart ready to serve and love others and not be so utterly selfish and offended when you feel like they aren't completely serving you.  

See?  Super simple.  I love church.  

Monday, March 14, 2016

Married for 12 years!

Dear wide world of young love people that want to get married that are in love, 

Aren't you a bunch of cuties. And don't you think everything he does is so so cute. It's cute how he drives a car, how he slurps his soup, how he prays to the Lord above, how he doesn't open the cereal the right way. All so cute. 

Well, the game's up.  I just performed Chinese spit torture on you and now you admit he does have some annoying flaws. You also admit that you think you can change him...that it's your job to change him. That he'll "grow out of it." 

Hahahahahahahahahaha ect.

The fact is that the core of him...the very nucleus will probably not change very drastically. (Neither will yours, ya little sassy britches.) 

The very unhappiest I've ever been in my marriage was when I wished my husband would change and the very happiest times were when I didn't care the least bit if he ever "grew out of it." 

Dear young people, can you live with that flaw every day for the next 80 years? Then just assume it will never go away and you're all good then. Learn to get to the cereal box before him and pray a lot right before he eats soup. Can you not live with that flaw for the next 80 years? Like maybe he supports Trump? Or he wants to go to a church that teaches heresy? Or maybe he likes cats. 



If his flaws pass the 80 year test then I don't know what you're waiting for.



This is my boyfriend.  



He passed the 80 year test with flying colors. I married him.



This is us 12 years later.  I think he's hot stuff.

Actually, he has changed...changed a lot of diapers, and light bulbs, and my mind about indoor dogs, and his mind about Mumford and Sons.  He's my best friend.  The Bible says I won't be his wife in heaven but my mansion will be parked right next to his so we can listen to rock music and make omelets for each other.  Year twelve is going to be the very best yet.

Friday, February 19, 2016

I Like My Children WELL DONE

Really what it comes down to is that I want to see the service results.  We all know I gave up a shining, illustrious career on Broadway to be a mom and I want to see the fruit of this great sacrifice for my children.  I’m not asking for much.  They don’t need to speak four languages or graduate at the age of ten, I just want them to love and serve their fellow man. 

But seriously…it’s been a good number of years on this job and I expect model citizens by now.   

I expect WELL DONE moments. 

Why do I keep catching them in fistfights?  Why is it still a torturous fight to wait for the water faucet?  Why do they still compete for prime couch real estate? 

This is when I want to declare I’M DONE.  I’M DONE trying to make you serve.  I’M DONE teaching them to stop stealing each others' butt real estate.   (You’re just all going to stand for the whole movie and I’m going to stretch out and take up the whole couch.  Oh wow guys…you have no idea how comfortable this couch is.) 

I’M DONE trying to make them into model citizens.  If my graft chart doesn’t show major signs of improvement with these people, then I’m going to ask their grandparents to raise them.  They raised me and that was probably really straightforward stuff because I know me and I’m a model citizen. 

My children went with me to watch my baby nieces for a couple days last week.  My kids blew my mind.  They showed such love and service for those babies and such genuine kindness that I was blown away.  They went above and beyond when I didn’t ask them or require them too. I took them out for ice cream and gave them the biggest, grandest WELL DONE speech I could come up with; of course, leaning on my skills in drama and flourish. 

The next day they were fighting over butt real estate again but it’s all good. 

There will be lots and lots of I’m DONE moments and lots of shining WELL DONE moments but one day there will be that final WELL DONE moment for your child and that will be before the Son of God when He says, “WELL DONE my good and faithful servant!” (Matthew 25:21)

That’s the WELL DONE you need to pray for and place your hope in.